After 4 years in the Marine Corps I became a birthday party clown but my business partner John Wayne Gacy screwed that up for both of us. from there I bounced around from job to job. I became a Vaseline taste tester, a Kroger shopping cart wheel bearing lube associate and a mountain oyster extractor. I then found my true calling in life as a plasma doner and a homeless begger at an exit on the interstate. I am presently a twice married twice divorced father of 5 children that is living in my van down by the white river.